Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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