I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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