the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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