? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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