So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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