lets start a swedish sibling band together
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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