I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
