at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize