Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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