id be glad to
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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