just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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