Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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