Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm really busy with my period
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