I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
