Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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