she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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