"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
