I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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