I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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