life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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