Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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