She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Someone signed my nipple.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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