i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Two words: nipple clamps
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