Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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