WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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