Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
