Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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