I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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