Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
