And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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