My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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