Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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