Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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