We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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