she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
