I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
