i don't like sucking hair
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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