Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
