What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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