You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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