The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.