there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.