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(818): View more from California

we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(818): we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things..... http://tfl.nu/q736

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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(617): At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic? http://tfl.nu/efxp

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(607): View more from New York

I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.

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(607): I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that. http://tfl.nu/9hhk

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(817): The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down. http://tfl.nu/fg57

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind

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(803): I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind http://tfl.nu/dnl0

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(847): View more from Illinois

Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

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(847): Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant. http://tfl.nu/q6o4

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(804): Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday... http://tfl.nu/fzwu

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(585): View more from New York

that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag

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(585): that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag http://tfl.nu/7pz9

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(661): View more from California

1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.

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1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up

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(661): 1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place. (1-661): 1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up http://tfl.nu/wu9m

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.

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He's majoring in Religion

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(254): I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka. (254): He's majoring in Religion http://tfl.nu/gx54

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(917): View more from New York City

I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.

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(917): I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to. http://tfl.nu/px3a

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(740): View more from Ohio

Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.

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(740): Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake. http://tfl.nu/l7w3

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(905): View more from Ontario

today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag

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(905): today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag http://tfl.nu/a7zv

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(503): View more from Oregon

Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder

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(503): Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder http://tfl.nu/i6jl

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(661): View more from California

TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!

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(661): TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us! http://tfl.nu/7jy3

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