I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack