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(419): View more from Ohio

there is no way he can be that small

(1-419): View more from Ohio

look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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(904): View more from Florida

Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.

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(631): View more from New York

i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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(904): View more from Florida

I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.

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