I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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