Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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