it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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