Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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