Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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