butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it hurts more in the daytime
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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