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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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