A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She is in my trunk
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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