i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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