my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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