she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
