yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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