do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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