Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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