But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you win again, gameday.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
