Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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