We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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